REAL Conversations at our House

Conversation

Becca:  Hey!  I ran a mile at Lacrosse tonight and finished first!
Dad:  Woooooooow!  What was chasing you?

Me:  Honey do these pants make me look f…
(Dad interrupts) NO!
(he has learned well)

 Becca:  Do these pants make me look fat?
Nate:  No. Your big butt makes you look fat.
(little brother hasn’t learned well)

 

 

Me:  You didn’t get salad, you have to have your greens with dinner.
Becca:  There’s green on my plate (points to the sparse parsley in the pasta).
Me:  That doesn’t count.  Go get your salad.  You too Nate.
Nate:  I already ate my salad.
Me:  You just sat down.  And there has been nothing green eaten.
(both kids roll their eyes and get the smallest amount of salad I will allow)
Nate:  Mom.  Dad doesn’t have any salad.

Why Do I Try? 

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